The Big I can make you think and do some pretty crazy and desperate things. Here are few things I found on the web that people have done:
*Hanging upside down after sex (Gloria Estephan swore it worked for her,lol)
*Avoid eating red meat
*Have sex for 30 days straight
*Avoid sex except during ovulation days
*Avoid any cleaning products (good one, huh?)
*Accupuncture
Except for the red meat I have done my fair share of crazy things to get pregnant. My latest adventure in crazyland is my visit to the local "Herb Shop".
M owns a Herb Shop in town and has been in business for many years. I have never been to her shop before but knew where it was and had often thought of stopping. Well--about two weeks ago I went. I told M what I was there for, that I wanted a baby and had been trying for years. M tells me she is gonna "read my body", which basically consists of me standing there with one arm out while M places her hand on the outstretched arm and with her other hand she starts touching places on by body---apparently if she can press down on my outstetched arm when she touches certain parts of my body that indicates a problem area for that particular body part/organ. She claims I have a thyroid issue and that I have "yeast" in my fallopian tubes. I am also low in calcium and potassium. Apparently the "yeast" needs cleared away so that the fertilized egg can pass into the uterus.
Outcome: I am taking 4 different supplements, 6 of each a day!
Oh yea--and the hubby is taking his fair share of them too!!! What a trooper!
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